I’ve been ridiculed. I’ve been ignored. I’ve been hassled for my love of watches. But today is a reckoning. All of my education, my effort, my endless fascination with horology is paying off. Why?
Because Apple did something wrong.
Look, if we were talking about some rubes over in Mountain View who are releasing some generic garbage watch bands, then by all means call it a “deployment” band. If you’re Sam down at Zale’s in the mall and you heard the word once? Deployment all the way. But if you’re selling Hermes-branded watch bands to a discerning audience then you dun goofed, Apple.
So Tim: you have a few hours to fix this before I call down the entire watch world on your heads. This is a rookie mistake and if you’re selling this hunk of cowskin for $539 you get the name right.
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